The Blah Collection

Lionhead Studios are urgently searching for a Web Developer to augment our existing team. The successful applicants will be an experienced developer with a flexible attitude towards adopting new techniques, lots of programming experience and a profound knowledge of the following things:

- HTML / XML / CSS

- Scripting Languages, i.e. PHP / Perl / JavaScript / Flash (ActionScript)

- Java

- Database (SQL & Database Design) preferably Sybase & MySQL

- Unix/Linux/FreeBSD Server Maintenance (Apache, Tomcat, Exim, etc)

If you are interested and have an up-to-date CV then please get in contact with me.

Beides heute vertauscht. Nach Erkenntnis der Untat die Gegenstaende sofort nach normalen Gebrauchsmuster verwendet.

Ergebnis: Meine Haare sind haerter als Schweineborsten.

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My feeling of temperatures and time suggests watching The Nightmare before Christmas by Tim Burton.

Which reminds me: Tim Burton did the best Batman so far. It was dark, bad & gloomy - none of the silly mouse-in-a-costume followups.

Oh - obvioulsy looking very much forward to see his newest: Big Fish (Trailer).

- Shitty Email Clients. And no, I'm not satisified with even one of the thousand options:

1. The Bat crashes randomly.
2. Thunderbird can't handle me (or at least my IMAP folders) and instead of firing a more detailed error message at me it just keeps on telling about a connection problem.
3. Pegasus Email looks too scar.
4. Outlook Express isn't my sort-of-thing. I'm also aiming to be a responsible person.
5. Outlook non-Express also uses Internet Explorer rendering engine and may therefore lead a quite life - but not on my hard drive.
6. Eudora seems to be on the edge of becoming too much featured and I'm not sure if it uses any faulty rendering engine (like IE)
7. Pocomail was deinstalled within seconds - it tried to download and remove messages from my imap account. Now whats the fucking point in that? IMAP = Leave the damn fuckers there otherwise I'd use pop3 you bastard.

And no, cannot have a Mac I'm afraid - there are several reasons at the moment and I'm not willing to change OS because I want to read my email.

I also tried to not get any HTML mails more but people apparently can't just send plain emails anymore.

- People claiming that security belongs solely to the IT department. Normally you don't need to be an idiot to realize how you should so not open strange email attachements or download shitty stuff from the internet. Also it would help to keep your OS up-to-date. Security starts in your way of thinking.

- "Kill Bill" being Two Volumes. I want it in ONE piece - I don't care about length! I was able to watch The Two Towers without dying for a piss.

- "Hero" with Jet Li not being shown in the U.K. for some reason nobody in this world seems to either know or be able to trace back. Lucky me that I've seen it already but it would be nice to re-experience the joy of watching it in a cinema with ice cream, popcorn and stupid adverts beforehand.